Romeo and Juliet with mobile phone

Remember the balcony scene of Romeo and Juliet, where Juliet laments about Romeo's family when she says:

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Capulet.

Well, what if they had a mobile, and where sending SMSs, then what you would get would be: